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fuks:

eatin tha pussy like 

— 3 days ago with 178315 notes

southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

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— 6 days ago with 14078 notes

1st picture: He doesn’t leave me alone when I get home, he is mad because I left for a week and silently judging me for that

2nd picture: Trying to catch my attention from the laptop by sleeping on my hands

3rd picture: And the next morning I wake up for this

— 1 week ago with 1 note

bulbulchan:

I was drawing and I needed some tips/help in my drawing so i googled searching for some, and I found these helpful and thought of sharing it with you guys :D

— 1 week ago with 132 notes

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leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

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— 2 weeks ago with 243812 notes

Entitled

Me:This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:Why?
Me:Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:And?
Me:And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:Touche
— 2 weeks ago with 109052 notes

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AND ANIMALS!!!

Um but this is about the kids.

One time when I was 14, my brother and I were coming back from the barbershop and I fell asleep. He left me in the car with the windows up in the driveway with the Georgian summer sun beating down on me for supposedly an hour. All I remember is my dad opening the door, I crumbled to the ground and my bro forcing me to drink water. That is a feeling that nobody should ever feel. 

This applies to both kids AND animals. No excuses.

— 2 weeks ago with 73055 notes

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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— 2 weeks ago with 117292 notes

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meawbin:

Creepy Cat 11-20

this series is so good wow

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— 3 weeks ago with 12849 notes